Anonymous asked I still think you're hawt
Okay, Chris.
I wonder what kind of stuff I’d get back if all my exgirlfriends simultaneously brought me back everything of mine they ever kept or had or presents I gave or made for them. Probably just a lot of band t-shirts.
If I gave them all their stuff back, I wouldnt have anymore bobby pins.
Anonymous asked Any... Pick your favorite
I don’t know dude, nothing specific comes to mind just a whole bunch of different things. I’ve broken people’s windows when they run me off the road on my bike, I peed in some ass holes beer at a party once, I had sex with three girls in one day once, front flipped into a pool from a second story balcony(never again), crashed a car,pulled someone out of a crashed car, Fuck, I don’t know. Lots of things.
Anonymous asked are you hooking up with anyone right now? do you like anyone?
Why do you want to know? If you ask me off anonymous I’ll tell you EVERYTHING!!
Anonymous asked What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
In which category of life?
Anonymous asked Are you a matchmaker?
I burn them.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
Is it fat free?
Is it fair trade?
Was it locally harvested?
Does it have pesticides?
Is it organic?
Can I get that Venti?
What do you mean it doesn’t come in soy?
(via yesitsmeaaron)
Anonymous asked What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.
Yeah you can.
Well, that was emotional.
Psalms chapter 9, verse 17
From the window, to the walls, till the sweat drips down my balls.
